A man fell asleep on the beach under the midday sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of his legs."
Did you hear about the guy who got Viagra caught in his throat? He got a stiff neck!
TETANUS SHOT
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
TOLL ROAD!!
One day an old man was going on the toll road and he had sum viagra in his pocket any way he had to pay the toll and when he grabbed for his money he accidently grabbed his viagra and threw it in the pay toll slot and the thing went up and never went down! They tried everything to get it down but nothing would work!
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