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Sorry if it's been done, but this had me crying. Funny s@#t!

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Maybe it's not as funny as I thought. lol



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Well, it is now two people that think it was hilarious Thank you


Damn You Autocorrect never fails to make me laugh so much I look ridiculous!
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OMG I about peed my pants! LMAO!
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Oh my god...I laughed so hard I think I pee'd a little...did I say that out loud....
LMAO!! that's pretty awesome..
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I'm just glad they don't have autocorrect here in the Lush forum...

I can sound ridiculous enough on my own without any help...thank you...


Agreed
OUCH my side hurts from laughing so much. FUCKING PRICELESS smile
That was funny, I got a good laught, Ty
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Good stuff, thanks.
Ahh, that was a good morning laugh! Thanks
Kinds Of Sex ....

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say ..... 'Fuck You.'


The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And Last ... But not least ... The 7th kind of sex
is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Oooops !! did I post this in the wrong place !! he he sorry guys x
love it....so true!
Funny stuff..
Omg funny thing ever!!! Im still laughing!! Those Iphones are horny things huh?


Im reading other ones on that site and my belly hurts from laughing so hard!!! Hilarious!!
Quote by DirtyMartini
I'm just glad they don't have autocorrect here in the Lush forum...

I can sound ridiculous enough on my own without any help...thank you...
So true! Though it would interested lol. This was hilarious.
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