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"Sorry, mate, you can't come in here!!"

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Marcos Urbina, the Olympic gold medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends. At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said:

"Sorry, mate, you can't come in here - no denim".

Michael was quite annoyed at this and retorted: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Michael Johnson".

"Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?" replied the bouncer.

Thats a good one.