Two Mexican guys decide to go accross the U.S border illegaly to find a job here -american dream. Soon, they start working at some NASA facilities -Houston Space Center- as gardeners.
They kept grass well trimmed around these facilities , until one day spot a bottle which they suspected to contain tequila, but on the contrary, it contained rocket fuel and mistakenly drunk it.
Two months after that, one co-worker gets an overseas collect call, and this was the conversation:
Juan: "Hi, Pedro. I wanna ask you a question.
Pedro: "Yeah, what is it?"
Juan: "Have you fart lately, or you have had this kind of problem these days?
Pedro: "Well... uh. The answer is no. Negative. But, why do you ask?
Juan: "Well, don't you even think on that, least dare to. I'm calling you from South America.
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