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marcosurbina
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A man was speeding down the Overseas highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as he went through Layton, a locally well known speed trap, he was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked:

"Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"I see by your gear you have been fishing." the Officer said.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added "Ever catch all the fish?"

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Well, this is not a sex joke -it made me laugh a lot- but the girl fishing here is a little sexy by doing what? I don't know what she's doing here.
Playmale
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She's keeping the rod up Marcos.

She's doing such a fine job of it that I haven't even gotten around to reading the joke.
marcosurbina
Active Ink Slinger
Thank you, Playmate: I understand now how the fishing rod is straight up in the air and catch fish. Probably she couldn't handle it with both hands so she was assisted by her gorgeous "...." cheeks. Remember, Playmate: go back to the joke and see the officer spot the fishing rod in the back seat.