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Tranquil
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Granted but you become such a bore with your own wealth of knowledge you scare everyone away

I wish i had more time to enjoy lush
GardenerGuy
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(only now stupidly realising the old school "tits up" phrase in my previous post, which should become, like, dead school by now.)
us geezers!
anyhoos......

granted, but you end up so consumed by it that you become the sole, 24/7 chat moderator, for every room.

I wish Rob Ford would FUCKING. RESIGN.
Guest
Lurker
Granted!

But now you must turn your dodge in and drive a FORD as punishment
Tranquil
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LuckyIrish40 , you didn't wish so I will grant you a wish i select.
You will always have the luck of the irish however Murphys law will always prevail

Wish the summer rain today was that little bit warmer
Unknown User
Granted but it never stops leading to a Noah-grade flood.

I wish I had a private jet and pilot so I could flee winter at will
Unknown User
Granted... But your jet is made from a shopping cart and cardboard and your pilot is a 5 year old... And your escape is days at Chuck E. Cheese's... :/



I wish the polar vortex would go somewhere else!
GardenerGuy
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Granted, and is replaced by a continental-drift-causing megastorm of ice age proportions that hits only your area (withnin a little 10-mile radius), rendering that area one, big, ice cube.

I wish every single Lushie gal would just swoon at my feet.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but they all turn out to be dudes who don't like feet :/

I wish I had a puppy!!
Unknown User
Granted but with all that snow from the storm GardenerGuy gave ArdentMale, the two of you get buried while going for a walk.

I wish I could be naked right now (I'm in the office).
Guest
Lurker
granted but you get arrested for indecent exposure an sent to jail

wish i was a fighter jet pilot
Tranquil
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granted but you are shot down on your first ever mission .Not a nice picture for your family to try to recognise you.

Wish i could finish work early
Guest
Lurker
Granted, you've been laid off and told to clear the building now.

I wish my vacation time coincided with at least one of my girls not having to work extra hours
Unknown User
Granted but they both get laid off sad.

I wish I had two girls like Cieran.
Guest
Lurker
We posted at the same time!

Granted but they lose their visas and have to leave the country ASAP.

I wish my skin was flawless.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you always have to have moisturizer with you at all times

Wish I could get out of this brain-fog and actually finish a bloody story.
Guest
Lurker
Granted. But, your hard drive will crash, and you will lose your only copy

Wish I could go to the UK for Glastonbury
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you loose your ticket just before the entrance and have to sit outside to hear the music

Wish for the lotto
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but you will get hooked on the film "Citizen Kane", and become a megalomaniacal money-squanderer and build a second Xanadu, but in Thule, and go bankrupt.
("Rose - bud........")

I wish I was 7' 2".
HotRodG
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Granted, but you will only be able to have sex with people who are substantially taller than you and out weigh you be 150 pounds.

I wish that I had a job playing video games.
Tranquil
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Granted but then find out you have a rare eye disease that causes immense physical pain if you play the games more then a nano second.

Wish I had worn boy leg nickers rather then the thong today when the wind decided to lift my skirt up in public. "shudders" small town.
HotRodG
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Granted, send you back in time with the boy nickers only they will not come off, and you only have the fly in front to use for your restroom visits.

I wish I could go back to the 1940's Hollywood and meet Rita Hayworth and become involved with her.
simar
The Engineer
granted but as u start growing older with her she looks ugly but its too late to change


i wish to be a prostitute
Unknown User
Granted... But you only get offered pennies... And end up having a sore mouth just to get a cup of coffee...

I wish I had sugar for my coffee right now...
Tranquil
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granted, you have sugar but you also develop diabetes with it too

Wish I could silently slip into lush friends rooms and tease them unmercenary while invisible
Unknown User
Granted... But they are freaked out and call Ghostbusters and you end up in a Muon Trap... sad




I wish I was motivated to work out more...
Tranquil
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Quote by Ardentmale
Granted... But they are freaked out and call Ghostbusters and you end up in a Muon Trap... sad


You never wished so I get to wish for you

Ardentmale wishes he could be mickey mouse so he could cuddle all the sexy woman whom visit disney land

Granted but within your arms they become hairy gorilla's and you need to call in a zoo animal catcher

I wish for a peaceful night sleep (no toddlers)
Guest
Lurker
Granted because you'll need all your energy to deal with getting through the next day - whiny toddlers everywhere you go.

I wish for a new pair of sports shoes.x
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but they're platform sneakers which makes running a real nuisance.

I wish I could do a standing back flip.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but now it is the ONLY way you have to move from one location to another.

I wish I could get the image of Racy, in her blue night gown, laying seductively in a bed out of mind...
LusciousLola
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Granted, but now you can't get the image of this "lady" in your bed out of your head.


I wish when I come home later today, that my house will be sparkling clean.