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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
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Your wish is granted, but the chicken was neither plucked nor boned before the soup was made.

I wish people would check their posts to avoid aggravation.
golf_nut
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Granted

Wish it was summer and bikini weather
Unknown User
Granted but the bikinis are all on guys.

I wish I could finish at least one of my active Lush stories.
Tranquil
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Granted, but your computer glitches and you just can't seem to get it published

I wish i could play longer
Unknown User
Granted... But your left playing with me and the game is scrabble!!... smile

I wish there were game rooms in here too... :)
Tranquil
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Granted but you fall down a rabbit hole and end up stuck playing for your libido.

I wish the clouds to move away
Guest
Lurker
Granted, they do and you end up in a drought.

I wish the weather would moderate here.
Guest
Lurker
It does but it is moderate for Antarctica.

I wish I had an appetite.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but then it gets as bad as Mr. Creosote's.

I wish the Vancouver Canucks got Perrault instead of Talon.

just kidding

I wish I had three-foot high platforms like Fee Waybill of the Tubes did.
Guest
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granted, but they are not what you expected.

I wish to learn sailing.
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but you will get lost at sea, then me and Nicki will have to go searching for you. And we almost get ate by sharks!

I wish I had a red Jaguar.
Master_Jonathan
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Granted, here you go!




I wish I had a touring motorcycle!
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you have to take with me with you wherever you go...smile

(Has a wee crush on MJ and gets excited when I see his avi.)

I wish I had better oral skills..
Unknown User
Granted but for some reason you can't stop talking.

I wish I was a master of seduction
Guest
Lurker
Granted but now you only seduce scary crazy clowns. Lol..lol..unless you like that..lol.

I wish my laundry would do itself.
Unknown User
Granted but because it is haunted by evil laundry spirits

I wish I had a home office
Guest
Lurker
Granted ( I don't mind..lol)

But the roof caves in and the room catches on fire.

I wish they would play Miley Cyrus videos 24/7.
GardenerGuy
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granted but it sets off a widespread twerking pandemic.

I wish snow wouldn't turn into slush
Guest
Lurker
Sweet.

I wish I had a clone of me to do stuff I don't want to.
Guest
Lurker
granted but the clone is only a blow up doll

I wish I had a bigger club
Unknown User
Granted but it has so many members, you can't fit them all in the clubhouse (double entendres are fun)

I wish I had a personal companion who would massage me, sleep with me, and fulfill my every desire
Guest
Lurker
granted but they are a robot


(and that's all I can say I'd try really hard lol )





I wish everything wasn't sodium ridden!
Unknown User
Granted but it's ridden with toxic chemicals instead

I wish I had more to eat for lunch
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but it's all Brussels sprouts.

I wish that Shakira (off the Hips Don't Lie video) would stalk me in some way.
Unknown User
Granted but the "some way" involves a machete and her wearing a hockey mask

I wish that the office hottie would come to my office and use me as her pleasure toy
Unknown User
Granted... But her pleasure is to tie you naked to the column in the middle of the office and whip your ass every time the phones ring... :/

I wish I could speak my mind while at work...lol
Guest
Lurker
Granted- but it gets you fired.and no one will hire you.




I wish I wouldn't wake up in the middle of the night every night only to be a zombie everyday.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but in the middle of the night you now become a succubus instead, visiting men at night, gloriously draining their souls!

I wish I was ushered around by rickshaw everywhere.
Guest
Lurker
Sure but your rickshaw coolie lacks stamina and you're always late to appointments!

I wish I wasn't such a workaholic.x
Unknown User
Granted but you end up living in near-poverty while working a do-nothing part-time job

I wish I was more of a workaholic. Might accomplish more if I was.