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Spoil my Wish

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Granted... But all your time is spent working on fixing all your numerous mistakes and you get no where...AND you have no Lush time anymore... :/

I wish I was in the shower with a sexy lady right now... smile
Unknown User
Granted but she's the plumber trying to fix your shower and a lesbian to boot.

I wish I had a hard young guy to play with in my office right now.
GardenerGuy
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Granted but it's a wooden sculpture of Justin Bieber.

I wish I could do 100 push-ups in under two minutes.
SubmissiveAngel
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Granted but you only the ability to do 100 push ups at 2:30 am.

I wish I could have somebody do my chores and errands tomorrow.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unknown User
Granted... But in return you must do their chores and errands for the entire week!!.... (Left my dry cleaning ticket on the table...)

I wish this night at work flies by... smile
Unknown User
Granted but so do the years

I wish today's storm will pass us by
Unknown User
The storm has passed by you... Unfortunately the earthquake did not... :/

I wish to go on a trip... smile
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but you will go on a trip of 3,000 micrograms of LSD.

I wish I was in some mythical Arabian den with lots of huge cushions and stuff and hot Lush babes attending to my keen needs.
Guest
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Granted, but you cant get an erection and there is no Viagra in sight!

I wish it was summertime.
Guest
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Granted,
though it is so hot and humid it is nothing but bad hair days.
I wish I could move back to NOLA
Guest
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Granted just as Katrina II HITS

I wish there were 27 hours in each day
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but those two extra hours go through some weird Higgs Boson permutation, resulting in each extra hour being the equivalent of 28.2 years, making life go by a little quicker than you had hoped.

just like in that old King Missile song - I wish I had a detachable penis.
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granted but it breaks by accident, now you have no peen! lol






I wish I hadn't just eaten a Kit Kat for breakfast.. lol
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but just like in that KK ad from the late 70's - two lions will appear out of nowhere, making things kinda......well.......tense?

I wish I could get around everywhere on 20-ft stilts like Elton John did in "Tommy".
LusciousLola
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Granted, but the stilts have been surgically attached to your legs.

I wish I was having a 3 or moresome with my favorite lushies right now.
lafayettemister
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Quote by LusciousLola
Granted, but the stilts have been surgically attached to your legs.

I wish I was having a 3 or moresome with my favorite lushies right now.


Granted. But by the time we're done with you, you won't be able to walk for a couple days.

I wish to be a part of Lola's wish.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
SubmissiveAngel
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Granted but one of them has chicken pox and u get it...

I wish I could fly


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but as you start flying around you get taken in by a flock of Canada Geese, who adopt you, as you learn their ways, and spend several decades migrating up and down the western hemisphere with them until you finally realise ok fuck this and get back down to earth so you can do the talk show circuit plugging your memoir "I, A Canada Goose."

I wish Wall Street would give back all the money they shafted out of everyone.
Unknown User
Granted but the resulting shift of capital seriously destabilizes the economy

I wish I had a snowblower (guess what I'm getting more of tonight?)
Guest
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granted but then it doesn't snow for 3 years.

I wish to make out with Miley Cyrus....lol
Unknown User
Granted, but she wants to do it while riding on a wrecking ball

I wish to watch daddysweetheart make out with Miley
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but after a super hot mutual twerking session Miley gets her long tongue stuck up Daddysweetheart's rectum and soon they become known as The Human Centipede couple.

I wish I could stay in shape without really annoying daily work-outs.
Unknown User
Granted, but it involves surgery and industrial strength chemicals

I wish I could eat anything I liked while maintaining my weight
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Granted (sing songy voice)

BUT you are allergic to everything except spinach!


I wish I was double penetrated!
GardenerGuy
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Granted but after Seeker and I are done with ya you'll have sea-legs for a couple days afterward.

I wish the Russian establishment would ease up on their weird anti-gay stance.
Guest
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Granted but it makes everyone straight over there.

I wish I had a better tablet keyboard....grrrrr.




( yayyyyyyy.)
Unknown User
Granted but it transmits everything you type to some hacker in Russia

I wish I could run off to an island with daddysweetheart and sandrita48
alliet14
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Granted....but they would rather play with each other and not you.


I wish the weather would stop being so flip flopping so I will know how to dress.
Unknown User
Granted, now you get my weather which consistently requires heavy parkas, gloves, and hats.

I wish my driveway would clear by itself
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Quote by seeker4
Granted but it transmits everything you type to some hacker in Russia

I wish I could run off to an island with daddysweetheart and sandrita48

What are we waiting? It's cold here! ;)