Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Spoil my Wish

last reply
3.6k replies
144k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Unknown User
Granted but civic services are rather hard to run all by yourself and things soon fall into disrepair

I wish I could travel into space
LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you get sucked into a black hole...

I wish I had better timing.
lafayettemister
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but everyone else's timing sucks.

I wish I could spend a week in the land of a thousand lakes.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Darling you get your wish, of course it rains all week that one thousand lakes become one with no land in site. paddle slowly darling, its a long time in the water for you

I wish for all lushies to have a awesome valentines filled with love laughter and heated sex!
Unknown User
Granted. Everyone has that but you.

I wish for some inspiration to write my annual Valentine's poem (my cold is making it hard to be romantic).
Guest
Lurker
Cold? Yet? Granted but this year your inspiration got a virus.......
I wish for some patience.
Unknown User
Your patience is granted... But you end up waiting a lifetime for your wish...

I wish to give kisses to all the ladies on Valentine's Day... smile
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
That's so sweet so granted but you forget your Chapstick and your lips get painfully chapped!

I wish this nagging cough would go away!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Guest
Lurker
Granted Chrissy, poor baby! But you sneeze every 15 seconds!

I wish for a sexy older man
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but he is impotent.

I wish the sneezing would stop now;)


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unknown User
Granted... Now your nose wont stop running!!! :/ ... I know, its snot funny at all!!! hahaha!

I wish I had a young sexy woman... smile
Unknown User
Granted... Now your nose wont stop running!!! :/ ... I know, its snot funny at all!!! hahaha!

I wish I had a young sexy woman... smile
Unknown User
Granted, but she's a lesbian

I wish for a palace and a harem
golf_nut
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. But your impotent

I wish I could play more golf
Unknown User
Granted. You're now so bad at it that you keep playing over and over just to finish the front 9.

I wish I had a masseuse with soft, gentle hands
Unknown User
Granted... But they are the hands of a monkey and he only massages your scalp...

I wish for something chocolately!!!
Guest
Lurker
Granted. But it's moldy from 3 years ago.

I wish I wasn't so trusting or sweet.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but now you'll be all steely cold as ice like Sting and you'll pine for the old challenges.

I wish there was a slightly visible halo over my head everywhere I went.
Unknown User
Granted... But it is held up by bright red horns that make it barely noticeable...

I wish I was having sex right now!!
Guest
Lurker
Even Devil couldn't grant it for u Gardener ... lol
I wish I could hide my wings...



Granted but you are anesthetized and can't feel anything
Guest
Lurker
your garden has poison ivy and your wings are on backwards
Guest
Lurker
Quote by adagio_sabadicus
your garden has poison ivy and your wings are on backwards

Okay but I have ANGEL wings and u have to wish too ;)
Guest
Lurker
I wish your wings never tarnish in rising storms
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but due to steroid intake, the wings triple in size (not to mention pronounced hair and chin growth) until drug testing prevents them from bring used anymore.

I wish I had written Stevie Wonder's "I Wish", (great tune, btw)
Unknown User
Granted but you get roughed up something fierce while performing at the Apollo theater. A group of thugs didn't believe that tune really came from a white boy.



I wish I had a big theater to perform in-- like the Kennedy center-- complete with Orchestra and audience-- whenever the mood struck to dance.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but every performance will be to a packed house of nothing but buck naked masturbating 80 year old men who haven't showered in two weeks, moaning, groaning, going "oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" really loudly - all of them - as you dance away.


I wish there was a stat holiday every three weeks.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you will be erect forever smile
I wish a vitamin that makes me walk and do exercises smiling. sad
Guest
Lurker
I wish for deeper waters
Guest
Lurker
Quote by adagio_sabadicus
I wish for deeper waters

Wish you drown in those deep waters if you do not come back and spoil my wish first