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Spoil my Wish

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Granted but you can be robbed, kidnapped and worse. sad

I wish the more I spent, I always found a lot of money in my purse.
Unknown User
Granted but money starts spilling out of your purse drawing crowds of beggars.

I wish for a beautiful castle in the mountains and a lovely princess to share it with me.
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Granted but The castle is in ruins, the weather on the mountain and cold all year round and princess is a rubber barbie.


I wish i could see all my future and change what i don't want.
Unknown User
Granted but with life so predictable you become bored.





I wish I cold swim with dolphins
GardenerGuy
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Granted but it's an eternal game of the Leafs versus the Leafs (talk about torture)




Chanel - Granted, but the dolphins start to........well......REALLY start to like you, and I don't think I can elaborate, due to Lush rules (anyway almost impossible to imagine, thankfully)

I wish I could train a dolphin to tend bar at a pool bar (if I had a pool that is)
Unknown User
Granted, but the dolphins invite all their friends in and you go bankrupt.

I wish I could go on a world cruise.
Unknown User
Granted and it goes well until you reach the Bermuda Triangle...

I wish I could reboot my life the way Hollywood reboots movie series.
Mysteria27
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Granted but then you are not the nice person that you are. You are just somebody very fake.


I wish I could sleep for one whole day.
Unknown User
Granted but you would be awakened by a puppy lapping your face.

I wish I could ice skate for miles along the frozen water ways of Holland.
Mysteria27
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Granted - but then you will get tired and suffer from frost bite.


I wish I could speak many different languages.
HotRodG
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Granted, but the languages are Latin, Coptic, Akkadian, Aramaic, and Sanskrit.

I wish I had paid more attention in algebra class.
Unknown User
Granted but now you can't sleep at night trying to solve xy+y (3x-4y)=143.2


I wish I didn't have to work so hard to maintain this chiseled bad ass bod
HotRodG
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Granted, but medicine you have to take so that you can maintain the chiseled, bad ass bod without working out is a suppository and is the same size and texture of a pine cone.

I wish I could go back in time to 1966 and have a hot, torrid love affair with Raquel Welch
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but you then start seeing Phyllis Diller on the sly and end up ditching Raquel.

I wish I won the Nobel in literature.
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It was a controversial win. And your best friend bet good money on the other nominee...

I wish the Freshman Fifteen won't happen to me!
HotRodG
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Granted, it has been replaced with being required to pass Topics in Metaphysics and Epistemology with an A

I wish I could be on the first team to colonize the planet Mars
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Granted, it has been replaced with being required to pass Topics in Metaphysics and Epistemology with an A


So I stay lean and get smart? Good deal.

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I wish I could be on the first team to colonize the planet Mars


Sure, but you're the team mascot - you have to put on a Wall-E suit.

I wish for bigger closet space.
Unknown User
Granted... But you had to sell most of your clothing to build it and now cant afford to buy clothes to put in it... That one pair of slacks, two blouses and hoodie all look very lonely in your expansive closet... :/

I wish I was off from work during the summer to just hang out at the beach all the time... smile
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Granted...But a HUGE tidal comes and washes you out to sea, and since I can't swim we both drown!

I wish Officer Juan would buy me that Jaguar I want!
Master_Jonathan
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Granted, you get your Jag, but it takes a special blend of gasoline that isn't available in Alaska!

I wish I had a motorcycle again. I have "the itch" to go riding now that spring is getting closer!
alliet14
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Granted, but it is supposed to be the wettest spring in history.

I wish that I could join my friends at the beach, instead of having to work.
Unknown User
Granted but with no job, they soon get tired of you sponging off of them

I wish I was in a bedroom with a gorgeous woman and an array of toys play with
Unknown User
Granted... But it is a room full of lesbians and you are duct taped to the wall with only your eyes visible and unable to move at all... :/

I wish I had a beach buddy for this summer...
Unknown User
Granted but you discover that "beach buddy" is a trade name for a gay sex toy.

I wish I was good enough at tennis to compete on the Grand Slam.
GardenerGuy
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Granted but you fall in disfavour by imitating the way Rafael Nadal ALWAYS tweaks his ass before almost every fucking serve. And you'll start orgasmically yelping after every fucking shot like Victoria Azarenko. (yes that shit bothers me lol)

I wish I could get around by dirigible. (airship, led zeppelin, whathaveyou)
HotRodG
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Granted, and welcome aboard the LZ 129 Hindenburg, Captain! We are going to Lakehurst, New Jersey, would you care for some tea?

I wish that I could explore the outer most reaches of the universe.
Unknown User
Granted... It takes you a life time to get there... Alone... You find there is nothing but more stars out there...

I wish I had some marshmallow fluff right now... sad
Guest
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Granted, but it's spread all over a stranger with a sign saying " come and get it"

I wish i could walk with crutches, they are driving me crazy atm.
Unknown User
Granted... But they have a mind of their own... They walk you in circles, making you dizzy till you fall down... :/

I wish my phone would stop turning itself off!
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Granted but you can never turn it off or exchange i, and it rings continuously

I wish I could teleport