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Spoil my Wish

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Granted.... But you don't get any water

I wish I could drive
Guest
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Granted, but every car in the world got demolished before you could even sit in the drivers seat :/

I wish I was home
bill11
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Granted, but the list of chores to be done at home are soooo long there is no time to rest.

I wish the Friday workaday was over
Unknown User
Granted... But the end of every Friday is a Monday morning... :/

I wish to be 21 again and know what I know now...lol
golf_nut
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Granted. But you are destined to making the same mistakes.

I wish I could accomplish more than I do.
Unknown User
Granted... But all aspirations are small and never amount to anything substantial... :/

I wish I could race formula 1 cars for a season... smile
GardenerGuy
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Granted but unfortunately the only way you'll be allowed to race a formula one is on a car-carrier truck. There'll be six other formula ones on the truck, but at least yours will on top, in front, with a good view.

I wish Colbert stuck to his gig instead of replacing Letterman.

scratch that - I wish delicious quesadillas could be made from some weird mystery powder and water within 30 seconds.
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Granted... They all taste like chocolate milk...

I wish I had a workout partner... smile
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Quote by Ardentmale
Granted... They all taste like chocolate milk...

I wish I had a workout partner... smile


Granted but he think's you're puny and kicks your ass.






I wish i had something to do today
alliet14
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Granted.....kk shows up at your door.


I wish I had worn sun screen today.
alliet14
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Buz is that a selfie? Lmao
alliet14
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Granted...adored by all the monkeys on lush.


I wish the weekend wasn't almost over.
hails
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Granted.... But sadly it will be your last weekend ever..

I wish my room was clean
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Granted.... But it's so clean you cant find shit!

I wish my nail polish wouldnt chip.
hails
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Granted.... But you only get to wear clear nail polish

I wish I could eat and not gain weight
Unknown User
Granted... But you have to do cardio for 3 hours a day!!.. :/

I wish I was a movie star...lol
hails
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Granted.... But every movie your in fails and is never a hit

I wish I had a pet rabbit
bill11
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Granted, and in 10 days you noticed that your rabbit was getting fatter, it was a female that is pregnant

I wish the weekend was just starting
Unknown User
Granted but then you overwork yourself doing yard work and can't wait to get back to work where you can rest.


I wish I could eat sweets all day long without the calories or spiking blood sugar.
bill11
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Granted, but the sweets can no longer be found, and you have withdraw

I wish I could verbally dictate my Lush post, and not have to type them in
hails
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Granted.... But you can only do one post a week


I wish I had more lingere
Unknown User
Granted but they are all dingy granny girdles which do not do u justice.


I wish I was floating down the Suanee river on an intertube today.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but then you run afoul of these guys:



fir further study: http://vimeo.com/68254781

I wish pools weren't o.d.'ing on chlorine (and then I'd maybe use one)
hails
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Granted..... Now the pools are with chocolate pudding

I wish my phone was fixed
Unknown User
Granted but now you can only call one number, a sex line for octogenarians... smile
GardenerGuy
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I'm pretty sure, AM, you would've wished for world peace, which I'll grant, but this will require you wearing a white robe, beaded headbands, and a ZZ top beard.
(and multiple "claw-rings" on every finger)

I wish all Lushie profiles were enabled so that there was constantly piped-in audiio of me practicing bagpipe.
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hails
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Granted... But no sound comes out of the bagpipes

I wish I had ice cream right now