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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
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Ok, then...I WISH my second vehicle was a fire engine!
Guest
Lurker
Granted but it's your husband's and he won't let you drive it.


I wish i could think of another wish
Guest
Lurker
granted....but it is just as vague as that one

I wish I could fly
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you're a seagull and hit a light pole and break your neck.


I wish I was a kid again.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....you're a young goat...again

I wish I knew where the damned remote went
Master_Jonathan
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Granted - you found the remote but now the cable is out!

I wish I could take a vacation to some tropical beach someplace.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but you have to wear that damned suit the whole time

I wish I was taller
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you're much too tall to ride a Harley now


I wish I was a Harley before you got too tall.
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but you have flat, saggy tires and hail damage on your seat

I wish I was wealthy
Guest
Lurker
awww lmao. Granted but you end up with a shit-load of monopoly money


I wish I had a swimming pool
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but you get sighted skinny dipping and cited for indecent exposure

I wish I had a bikini model for every day of the week
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but the bikini's didn't look very good on you.

I wish I could write a book.
Guest
Lurker
granted...but it's a "How to" manual for wiring a submarine

I wish I was better looking
Guest
Lurker
granted but you have to lose the clown mask.


I wish I could Samba
Guest
Lurker
granted....but you have to do it with a wooden foot, a crutch, and a 96 year old dance instructor named Fredrico....who insists on dancing in nothing but a jock strap and has a Viagra addiction

I wish for happiness
Master_Jonathan
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Granted - here's your warm puppy!




I wish I could sleep!
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but you're dreaming of being at work

I wish I could get this song out of my head
Master_Jonathan
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I'm not granting that one... let the song rattle around in there for awhile! LOL!
Guest
Lurker
Oh! How cute the "boys" are playing!

I wish I was surrounded by firemen!
Guest
Lurker
Granted but they are all gay

I wish I could think of something new to wish for
GardenerGuy
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whoa did someone just mention....



ok now THAT'S hot

Granted....but now you're driving around on flat tires that eventually wear the out the wheels too, forcing you to convert to this:




I wish green and blue together would make red instead of torquoise
HotRodG
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Grant, but now, this new color is the signal for an extraterrestrial invasion and the anal probing begins with you...

I wish I could avoid injuries when jumping from airplanes with a parachute.
Guest
Lurker
being invisible works too so deleted my answer
Guest
Lurker
Granted, Now you only suffer injuries only when you hit the ground.


I wish i could have everything i've always wanted
Unknown User
Granted... Now you are surrounded by so much stuff, you cant see anything or find the front door...

I wish I could understand the ways of the world...
Guest
Lurker
Granted , but you see things for what they are and you snap and are locked away in a padded cell


I wish i had soemthing to eat for lunch besides hard boiled eggs
GardenerGuy
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Granted - you get soft-boiled ones, from Edie the Egg Lady





I wish Kayne West and Susan Boyle did porn streaming online.

together.
Unknown User
Granted... But no one watches because Kayne has a bad attitude and Susan will only have sex under the covers...

I wish I could make ice sculptures... smile
cmsouza729
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Granted, but you can only make them of Justin Bieber.

I wish the world would all just get along...