Spoil my Wish

2 May 2014

I just broke a nail pounding on the keyboard...thanks a lot.

I wish the person below me has the orgasm of their life tonight

3 May 2014

Granted: I can't in all good conscience spoil that wish!

I wish, whenever I wanted to buy something, that amount of money appeared in my pocket

3 May 2014

Granted... But it is mere pennies that show up in your pocket and you are always short at the register...

I wish I was visiting Lush friends... smile

4 May 2014

Granted: You have the address of each and every one of your friends, and the means to teleport yourself for one single day, from one address to the next. Unfortunately, none of your Lush friends are at home, they are all at the Lush Convention you didn't here about.

I wish I was at a week-long Lush Stories convention, speed-dating every woman on the site!

4 May 2014

Granted: You give them all your sexiest, breathiest, "Hhhhhhelloo, hhhhhhhoww are you doing?". You see them squint and take their notes and respond. Feeling good about your game!

Dude! I talked to them...how do I tell you this...? Ill just lay it on you. You have a severe case of halitosis.

I wish I was a kick ass mall security cop

4 May 2014

Do you mean Security guard in kick ass Mall or kick ass Security Guard either way you get the gig and get your ass kicked daily by local head bangers.

I wish I wasn't a bimbo

4 May 2014

Granted... You are now highly intelligent with tons of common sense... and all the girls are jealous of you and act very catty towards you... :/

I wish I didnt drink so much yesterday... :/

4 May 2014

Granted: now you've lost your excuse for "drunk" texting a pic of you in a diaper and a bonnet asking for somebody to powder your bottom to your co-workers. (Probably wouldn't matter if you were drunk or not!)

I wish I was a big game hunter

4 May 2014

Granted, Francis Macomber.

I wish Gerald Ford was U.S. president again. Or maybe finally give Dan Quayle a shot.

4 May 2014

Granted.....But the lioness you shot had a king and he got pissed and he ate you up smile

I wish somebody would clean up my friends list for me

4 May 2014

Granted, but now I am your only friend.

I wish I could meet all my close Lush friends.

4 May 2014

GardnerGuy: granted, unfortunately Gerald Ford becomes President but he comes back from the grave as a zombie, he at least has an excuse now for tripping. And granted for Dan Quayle, unfortunately the only thing needed for him to get his shot is to spell the word potato.

Sheripie (I like that name), granted: but the only friend left, EmotionalBlackHole69, incessantly requests chats needing you to tell him why people don't hate him.

I wish aliens would abduct me and make me their leader

4 May 2014

Granted....But you get anally probed!! LMAO

I wish somebody would mow my lawn for me.

4 May 2014

Granted: I'll be your landscaper (is that a spoiler?,eh, who cares...)

I wish somebody would clean my apartment

4 May 2014

Granted, I clean your appartment and run off with all your valuables

I wish Every Monday was public holiday

4 May 2014

Granted: It's officially known as "Failing Economy Day"

I wish the maintenance crew, doing work in my apartment, were gorgeous women wearing nothing but tool belts and workboots

5 May 2014

Granted... But it turns out they are aliens in disguise and you get probed again!!... :/

I wish it was July and I was lounging on the beach... smile

5 May 2014

Granted, but the beach is so crowded there's barely room to change your mind!

I wish today wasn't Monday

5 May 2014

Granted, you will get to relive Friday afternoon rush hour traffic again.

I wish I had never dropped out of the astronaut program.

5 May 2014

Granted... But you are now lost in space with Will Robinson... :/

I wish I had become an airline pilot like I wanted to when I was a kid... smile

5 May 2014

Granted - you are now Howard from the Bob Newhart Show.

I wish I could enlarge my bi's by gratuitously pumping them, without weights.

6 May 2014

Granted... Unfortunately you look like this... And all women do is point and laugh... :/

I wish there was a naked woman in my shower at this moment... smile

6 May 2014

Granted but you slip in the bathroom and loses consciousness.

I wish a genie to grant me countless desires

7 May 2014

Granted, unfortunately he only speaks Farsi and you don't.

I wish I had a genie who speaks English and will grant myu every wish.

7 May 2014

Granted... Unfortunately he only whispers out of his ass and screws up every wish you ask for... By the way?? The neighbors are talking... They are wondering why your ear is always at the ass of the guy who dresses funny... Just a heads up... smile

I wish to have good dreams every night...

7 May 2014

Granted. But you enjoy them so much you never wake up.

I wish for a night of passion with a certain Lush friend.

7 May 2014

Granted.....But you get stuck with me instead!

I wish I could skip work and go fishing right now.

7 May 2014

Granted but you don't catch anything ... except me. smile

I wish I was better at fishing myself.

7 May 2014

Granted, but you end up using one of these:

.....and after its second use it completely falls apart on you, discouraging you from fishing ever again.

I wish my customers would tip other than at X-mas.

7 May 2014

yes they tip all year round for you, but unfortunately for you the tax man places extra on tips and finds a way to ensure you pay 70% on every single dollar you get.

I wish i could spend more time here on lush and also get the time to finish my latest story.