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Spoil my Wish

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granted.... you play for the carolina panthers in the nfl and your name is bubba

I wish kk would cook me a pizza
baileyass
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Grabted but she poppped the dough in the oven and forgot the toppings.

I wish I could spend Christmas with my baby.
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Granted.. but she has burnt it yet again... :/

EDIT: Too damn slow!! lol... Granted Bailey.. Sadly he has come there to see you at the same time.. :/

I wish Ginger would stop spoiling my magic tricks... smile
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granted, but her presence alone still ruins your magic tricks.

I wish I could win the lottery...
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Granted, but your greed leads you to gamble and lose it all

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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POOF!! Your an Oscar Meyer Weiner... And you find yourself stuffed between the buns of a hairy 78 year old man who ate the pot of baked beans just prior to losing his hot dog... :/

I wish to find a tasty young lass laying in bed waiting for me... smile
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Granted... But you missed kissing the girl of your dreams at the stroke of midnight... :/

I wish to kiss a lovely lady at the stroke of midnight...
baileyass
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Granted, but when you open your eyes, you see the face of your arch enemy.

I wish I am under a mistle toe now.
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granted, but the mistle toes are wilt.

I wish to dream of my kids...
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Granted...you dream of your kids but when you wake they are not home

I wish for all my presents to be wrapped.
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granted i'll wrap myself but i'm not crawling under the tree

i wish for a new car.... tired of taking a cab
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Quote by ginger86
granted i'll wrap myself but i'm not crawling under the tree

i wish for a new car.... tired of taking a cab


Granted you have a car but it does not run

I wish for you back as a friend.
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granted.....have always been your friend, never stopped

i wish daisy would send me a request
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DONE!!!! My wish has been granted! As for YOU I friend you and never leave you alone!
I wish for my last minute shopping to be done.
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granted, right in time before your credit card busted.

I wish Daisy will friend me back too...
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Granted... It will just take longer than you want... ;)

I wish Daisy comes to find all the friends she has missed... smile
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granted, but some of them didn't missed her.

I wish to have a huge garden...
baileyass
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Granted...you dream of your kids but when you wake they are not home

I wish for all my presents to be wrapped.


Welcome back, Daisy!!!


As for Aragon, your wish is granted, but it is full of weeds.

I wish for snow.
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Granted, but the girl you fantasies about kissing she doesn't want you anymore..

I wish I would never go old..
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Granted you can never go old... But you will grow old... smile

I wish to celebrate Christmas in bed... :)
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Granted but that huge candy cane of yours doesn't fit in your bed...

I wish I could make pain disappear..
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Quote by insatiable
Granted but that huge candy cane of yours doesn't fit in your bed...

I wish I could make pain disappear..


If only that was my only problem, lol...

Granted... Your pain turns to sadness... sad

I wish this was like Disney World... The happiest place on earth!
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granted, but like Disney World you have to stand everywhere in a row and everythings cost extra

I wish to have a yacht...
baileyass
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Granted, but it can't sail and that tiny hole at the bottom is getting bigger.

I wish that Christmas present I've been wanting comes soon.

Quote by LYFBUZ
what kind of "weeds?"




The ones that one associate pests with, not those take take you to happy places. Lol
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Granted, but it is broken during the transport.

I wish to have 12 weeks vacation per year...
Master_Jonathan
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Granted, but it's because you are laid off every year and during the wintertime!


I wish summer wasn't so damn far away!
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Granted... But work became extremely busy and you only get to enjoy an hour of sunshine each day, the rest of the time your stuck in a windowless building...

I wish I was enjoying NYC with a wonderful lady...