Whorehouse Door Joke
Two drunks are standing at the front door o a whorehouse. The fist drunk says, “I heard half these broads have the clap and that none of them would think twice about stealing every penny we’ve got.”
The second drunk says, “Not so loud, or they won’t let us in.”
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A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam eight hundred dollars. He says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.” The Madam says, “For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and a gourmet dinner.” The trucker says, “I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”
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Two mice are making their way through a whorehouse when one stops to admire a prostitute’s ass.
“Pretty nice, huh?” the mouse says to his friend.
“Not bad,” the other replies:
“But me? I’m a titmouse.
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Well, I myself am not a tit guy. They're beautiful though.
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