Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid,stupid man
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Stupid Man
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See then men wonder what happened to them when they wake up from coma 10 years later.....
I tell ya....
I tell ya....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Seeker
HAHA!! That's too funny!!
Lush Legend
Seems like you and your hubs have a good relationship....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Very good. I got lucky the 2nd time.
Good for you
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Don't ask me why Chef.....but when I saw this it reminded me of your sense of humor....and I laughed so loudly people must think I'm crazy....LOL!!!!
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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Very funny Zaf!!
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Do I see a piece of tp sticking out of her bra? As she pours the coffee? She didn't ask 1 lump or 2.
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