A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students.'Human Beings are the only animals that
stutter', she says.A little girl raises her hand.'I
had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.The
teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the
incident.'Well', she began, 'I was in the back
yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!''That must have been
scary', said the teacher.'It sure was', said the
little girl.'My kitty raised his back, went Ffff
Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say
'F#ck', theRottweiler ate him!The teacher wet her
pants laughing...
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