WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant;
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant;
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant;
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant;
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant;
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant;
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant;
8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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