A young girl asks " Mommy does swallowing sperm get you pregnant?"
Mother repiles " No honey that gets the bills paid."
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Swallowing sperm get you pregnant?
Like my wife said once, "If I'd have known raising kids would be this hard, I would've swallowed."
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Heh, funny. 
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It's her duty to fullfil a husband! Then he is more willing to pay the bills on schedule.
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It's her duty to fullfil a husband! Then he is more willing to pay the bills on schedule.
Maybe if he pays the bills on schedule, she might be more willing to take care of him...LOL
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Quote by chefkathleenIt's her duty to fullfil a husband! Then he is more willing to pay the bills on schedule.
Somebody please tell me this was said in jest.
God I hope so....
Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire
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It's the Holidays so I am trying to think positive and put my bat away ....LOL!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Again, where I am I going now?
And it's his job to "Full-Fill' her.gL1VVh4YenXyC857
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And it's his job to "Full-Fill' her.gL1VVh4YenXyC857
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True story: When I was first dating my wife, then just my girlfriend, we finally came to the place where she was going to go down on me. She hesitated, asking if she could get pregnant this way. Honest to God! It's been downhill ever since...for over twenty years. (Yes, I know, I should be shot--but how else would I write such bizarre stories for this site?)
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It's the Holidays so I am trying to think positive and put my bat away ....LOL!!!!
Well if you can put your bat away I will try and put my gun away. LOL
My poor wife? My poor wife? How 'bout a little sympathy for me? (sigh)
I think she has avoided her sexual side, and uses her poor body image against herself, unwilling to dive in and learn. Such a pity! Everyone, anyone can be a good lover, and enjoy a great sex life, if they try, and are able. I was never into pin-up images. Just good ole fashioned passion and a desire to please.
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I think she has avoided her sexual side, and uses her poor body image against herself, unwilling to dive in and learn. Such a pity! Everyone, anyone can be a good lover, and enjoy a great sex life, if they try, and are able. I was never into pin-up images. Just good ole fashioned passion and a desire to please.
Sheltered...oh, chef!
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Everyone, anyone can be a good lover, and enjoy a great sex life, if they try, and are able.
I agree Subtle. It's rather difficult when you don't have a willing partner to try new things with.
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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ASP, same here. Must a Minnsota thing.
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