One day Father O'Malley was walking through the park when he came upon an enchanting scene. A beautiful little girl with long blond hair, deep blue eyes, and a dainty white dress was reading under a tree with her adorable little dog.
What a lovely picture, thought the Father to himself. Walking over, he asked, "Child, what is your name?"
"Blossom," she replied.
"What a fitting name," exclaimed Father O'Malley. "And how did your parents come to choose such a pretty name?"
"Well, one day when I was still in my mommy's tummy she was lying under this very tree when a blossom fell and landed on her stomach. She thought it was a message from God and decided that I would be a girl and my name would be Blossom," explained the little girl sweetly.
How charming, thought the priest.
He started to say good-bye and walk away, then turned back.
"And the name of your little dog?" he inquired.
"Porky," was the child's reply.
Again he asked her how the unusual name had been chosen.
"Because he likes to fuck pigs."
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