My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
On my wedding night I took off my trousers and gave them to my new wife and asked her to put them on. She smiled coyly and put them on. I said to her "Now take them off, thats the first and last time you will wear the trousers in this marriage"
She smiled again and slowly removed her knickers handing them to me
"Please" she said, "put these on for me"
A little puzzled but eager to please I complied with her request. She looked at me standing there naked but for her knickers and said "Thats the last time you get into those unless you change your attitude pretty damn quick bucko"
Crackup! So wrong, yet so right!
