Three convicts were on the bus heading for prison. They were each allowed to bring an item with them to help pass the time during their prison stay. The bus driver asked the first convict, "What did you bring?" The prisoner replies, "I brought some paints, I plan to paint everyday, I want to become famous."
The bus driver asks the second convict, How about you, what did you bring?" The prisoner replies, "I brought a deck of cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, lots of games to keep me busy."
The bus driver then asks the third prisoner, "And how about you, how will you be passing the time?"
The prisoner replies with a smirk on his face, "Well, I have you all beat," and then holds up a box of Tampons. The prisoners all ask in shock, "what in the world are you going to do with those things?"
The prisoner replies, "Well just look, right here on the box it says, I can go swimming, horseback riding and roller skating!"
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Good one BudIce
All that in 1 little box Huh?
All that in 1 little box Huh?
you need a whippin!!
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=d> "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Reading and understanding apparently didn't match up for that particular person. Of course before I read it entirely, my mind was going to be making it out as something far worse.
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