Text Messages

23 Oct 2008

These are all texts that have been sent to my phone in the last couple of months. I don't do forwards so I am just gonna post them here...

(This one is my favorite)
You are riding a horse at full speed. There is a giraffe beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you. What should you do?
You get your drunk ass off the carousel...

How many animals can you get in a pair of pantyhose?
Two calves, an ass, a beaver, a whole bunch of hares, and a fish nobody can find.

A little girl walks past her parents room, looks in the key hole and say to herself, "And this bitch gets mad when I suck my thumb!"

(The next two might offend some people)
I am soooo pissed right now...I lost 3 retards today...1 at Chucky Cheese, 1 in Wal-Mart, and now WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT?

Just a reminder, tomorrow is hug a retard day so don't freak out like you did last year...No one is trying to take your freakin helmet.

(And finally, a sweet one)
Any man can love a million girls but only a real man can love one girl a million ways...

23 Oct 2008

Quote by Lil_Birdie
These are all texts that have been sent to my phone in the last couple of months. I don't do forwards so I am just gonna post them here...

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I'm proud to say.. I am one of the seven people in the world that can exist without a cell phone
nowadays

23 Oct 2008

"Any man can love a million girls but only a real man can love one girl a million ways... "

Nice one birdie..... thumbup

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

23 Oct 2008

No one is tryin to take your helmet! sign5

23 Oct 2008

I can really send that one to a couple of people I know....LOL!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

23 Oct 2008

I actually did forward that one to a couple of people! LOL

And D...I have only had a cell for about 2 years. Sometimes I don't use it for so long that it actually collects dust on it! It is just nice to have it around for emergencies and things...But I do have a few friends who insist on sending me forwards about once every couple of weeks...

24 Oct 2008

No one is trying to take your freakin helmet.

25 Oct 2008

Quote by DBarclay
Quote by Lil_Birdie
These are all texts that have been sent to my phone in the last couple of months. I don't do forwards so I am just gonna post them here...

..

I'm proud to say.. I am one of the seven people in the world that can exist without a cell phone
nowadays

I'm just the opposite D, my phone is like another appendage on me at times. I do turn it off when I go to bed, but during the day and evening...it's my connection with the world at times. Of course I can access my email on my phone and play Scrabble....so it keeps me occupied when I am waiting at a doctor's office or at a rehearsal or audition for my daughter.
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Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

25 Oct 2008

Quote by chefkathleen
No one is tryin to take your helmet!

Reminds me of a mixture of Rain Man, and Something About Mary.