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That little voice in your head...

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There is a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head.

This voice says, "Quit your job, sell house, take all the money and go to Las Vegas."

He ignores the voice. Later in the day. he hears the voice again.

"Quit your job, sell house, take all the money and go to Las Vegas."

Again he ignores the voice.

Soon he hears the voice every minute of every day. This goes on for months on end, until finally, he can't take it anymore. He comes to believe in the voice.

He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money and flies To Las Vegas.

As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "go to Caesar's Palace."

He goes to Caesars.

The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table."

He goes to roulette table.

The voice says, "Put all your money on red 23".

He puts all his money on red 23.

The dealer spins the wheel. It comes back 17.

The voice says, "Fuck."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Now that's funny.. my fav kind of humor...