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That's what she said!

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So everyone, I wanted to see if you could come up with any thought out, elaborate that's what she saids, I'll post mine first, just post something sexy or silly, short or long.
Extra points though for how clever you can be..

Well.. He took a thorough look at my garage before getting closer and popping my hood, washed my headlights and gave my engine an amazing tune up, gave me some new oil, and when he was finished he even offered to get on his back and Clean my muffler!

Hehe get it? Next person would say that's what she said implying it was sexual and then they post theirs.
that's what she said he did. i heard he also cleaned out her tailpipe real good!!!!
Hehe good! I'd say though:

"That's what she said!
He also cleaned out my tailpipe."

Opening the door for the next.
that what she said!
and then he filled up my tank!
That's what she said!

He loved that it still had the new car smell...
that's what she said.
he gave me a good wax job!
That's what she said!

I tried to respond to everything he was saying, but my mouth was full the whole time...
That's what she said!

(looking at my tyres) he said those are more like racing slicks, very slippery when wet
Thats what she said!

he got down and crawled, and took a close look at my undercarriage.
she saw that the gear stick was poised for a top drive....
That's what she said. Then asked if I wanted my trunk cleaned as well!
Thats What She Said!! Then He Noticed I Was Leaking Some Some Fluids And Told He Had The Perfect Tool To Plug My Leak!
thats what she said, Turns out (nikki703) needed more TOOLS than the one he had so he invited 2 more buddies over to have a look and see what else needed plugged!
That's what she said.

It appears more lube was needed after all.
That's what she said

Would love to ride that one all night