The robbery begins. Bethany drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Renee, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Renee.
Renee goes in the bank while Bethany waits in the getaway car. One minute passes... Two minutes pass... Seven minutes pass... and Bethany is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Renee! She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he's firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Bethany says. "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
Renee said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Bethany. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
Even the guard was happy during that robbery.
