Most of us probably know the biblical story of how Adam and Eve were created. What most people do not realise, is that that story is incomplete. It does not mention for instance, that Adam to two steps back when he saw Eve for the first time… He didn’t know how big he was going to get. Another thing not mentioned, is that Eve was still closed and hairless down there. Here’s the untold part of the story:
One day Eve was resting in the shade of a big tree when high up there a branch snapped and a monkey fell out of the tree. Since that day, monkeys have a bald arse and women have hair down there.
Eve decided to avoid trees from then on and laid herself down in a meadow. She was enjoying the sun when a passing stork got a cramp in its right wing and crashed right down on her. Since that day, storks have a red bill and women have a slit down there.
Of course that hurt, so Eve dove into the river to cool it all down a bit. It was all starting to feel a bit better when a big fish collided with her. Since then it is unclear if pussy smells like fish or fish smells like pussy.