Two patients in a sanatorium for insane people, escape -sneak out- and steal a car for the get away. One says to the other:
“Hey, John, take a look at those trees, how swift they pass to our side, a high speed indeed!”
His partner replies: “Oh, fine. We can ride on one of those trees on the way back to the hospital.”
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Thieves steal unmarked police car
Lacey Burley | 1st January 2010
TOOWOOMBA
Police were yesterday told to be on the lookout for an unmarked police car stolen from New South Wales.
The maroon Toyota Camry sedan possibly contained police identification and bullet proof vests when it was stolen. A description of the vehicle was broadcast over the Toowoomba Police radios multiple times yesterday.
The vehicle had New South Wales number plates, but the offenders who stole the car had removed these and replaced them with stolen Queensland number plates. The registration number on the displayed stolen plates is 087 GUC. Officers were instructed to treat the vehicle as a crime scene if located. It was last seen driving in Boronia Heights, south of Brisbane, in the past 24 hours.
If a member of the public sees the stolen car, please call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
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