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The good professional. She knew better than the gynecologist

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A Beautiful, Voluptuous Woman Goes To A Gynecologist...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, ”Do you know what I’m doing?” ”Yes,” she says, ”you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical abnormalities.” ”That’s right,” says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. ”Do you know what I’m doing now?” he asks. ”Yes,” says the woman, ”you’re checking for any lumps of breast cancer.” ”That’s right,” replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, ”Do you know what I’m doing now?” ”Yes,” she says. ”You’re getting herpes.”


"Bedside manner".
that's just nasty!!!
LMAO
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Red out
A guy and a girl go out and he drives her five miles out side of town and says "Screw or walk!"
She walks.
They go out a week later, except he goes TEN miles out, "Screw or walk!"
She walks.
Two weeks later they go out again, and he drive TWENTY miles out, "Screw or walk!"
She decides to screw the guy.
They're putting their clothes back on and he asks why she finally gave in.
"I'll walk five miles, I'll walk ten miles, but I'll be damned if I walk twenty miles to prevent a guy from getting the clap."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx