> > A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice
insurance and HMO
> > paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another
career where skillful
> > hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a
mechanic. He went to the
> > local technical college, signed up for classes,
attended diligently, and
> > learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the
> > gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
completed the exam with
> > tremendous skill.
> >
> >
> > When the results came back, he was surprised to find
that he had obtained a
> > score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the
instructor, saying, "I don't
> > want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result, but I wonder if there
> > is an error in the grade."
> >
> >
> > The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the
engine apart perfectly,
> > which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the
engine back together again
> > perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. This
equaled an A. After a
> > pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra
50% because you did it all
> > through the muffler, which I've never seen done in
my entire career!"
Active Ink Slinger
That's too funny
