A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked
“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around and the shop was full and said
“ About 2 hours”
The guy left
A few days latter the same guy stuck his head in the barbershop door and askes
" How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at a full waiting area and said
“About 3 hours”
The guy left
A week latter, the same guy stuck his head in the barbershop door and asked
“ How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around at a full waiting area and said
A About an hour and a half
The guys leaves
The barber turned to a friend and said
“ Hey Bill do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long to wait for a haircut, but never comes back.
A little while latter, Bill returned to the barbershop laughing hysterically.
The barber asked
“So where does that guy go when he leaves?”
Bill looked up tears in his eyes and said
“ your house.”