The Magic Penis...

19 Aug 2011

Magic Penis

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip,
so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her
occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his
situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't
know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for
so many weeks, except.... the Magic Penis!'

The husband said, 'The what'?

The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and
pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.

The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a
dildo!'

The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic
Penis, door!'

The penis rose out of its box, darted
over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook
wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began
to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic
Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and
returned to the box.

The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.
After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife
remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box
and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis
shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After
three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and
decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out,
but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her
how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car
and started for the closest hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm
made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and
immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and
then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't
had anything to drink officer You see, I've got
this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't
stop screwing me.'

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and
replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass....!'

The rest, as they say, is history...