"Now Mary, why do you want a raise?"
Mary: Well Mdam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Mary: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.
Mary: The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?
Mary: The Master did.
Madam: Oh.
Mary: My third reason is that I'm a better lover than you.
Madam: (Very upset now) Did the Master say that as well?
Mary: No Madam, the gardener did.
Mary got the pay raise ....
