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The Perfect Man
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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
Well he doesnt have to love cooking or vacuuming and he doesnt have to be my mums best friend, but the rest is pretty good biggrin
Haha. The perfect man (or woman, for that matter), does not exist. Some of my most enlightening talks have been with a great friend who is gay, when we stayed up most of the night, drinking and talking, and son-of-a-gun! We were coming up with the same complaints about men to explain why we were single! Gee! Who'd a thought that!