Quantum Tease
Because I was hunting for this forum topic to see if anyone had contributed lately!
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The person above was late for work because....
The Engineer
Reading comics
Active Ink Slinger
coolmommy came over
The Engineer
Couldn't fit into her skirt.
Quantum Tease
Quote by simar
Couldn't fit into her skirt.
That type comment to a woman could be fatal.
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His computer caught fire from all the porn he downloaded.
The Engineer
Quote by Rosie
She was to busy educating Simar in diplomacy
Sorry...
I just meant it as a harmless joke
Quantum Tease
He was a bit quick with a comment and woke in that hospital bed in another forum.
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She jumped too high and couldn't get her horns back out of the ceiling fast enough
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Quote by RosieWas not only your hand... That's why you were late too..
Patokl just couldn't let go of my hand
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
Well he kept out lending hands....if you know what I mean.
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Quote by lynnwitt
Because I was hunting for this forum topic to see if anyone had contributed lately!
( was looking for it once too)
He was so busy apologizing he lost track of the time
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She was asking for more
The Engineer
His suits were still at the dry cleaners
Active Ink Slinger
He was busy trimming his hair to perfection
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
The Engineer
She lost the key to the chain that kept her tied down.
Quantum Tease
He was up all night watching a Star Trek marathon.... memorizing every line Scotty ever said.
The Engineer
She made an impromptu trip to Hawaii and on the way back got stuck in some turbulence.
Active Ink Slinger
Adi was late because she couldn't get those curlers out of her hair....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
