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The person above was late for work because....

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Simar could not find his shirt...
asian2013
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he couldnt get enough of all that candy .... as well as donuts.
simar
The Engineer
well had a wild party last night
simar
The Engineer
well had a wild party last night
adele
Weaver of Words
he forgot his shirt
bill11
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She was working on her hair
Guest
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Traffic jam on the high seas
Unknown User
for giving herself extra care
Paige
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In New Jersey .... likely stuck in snow .... traffic backup
kali556
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she was to busy flashing her bottom
what's up sunshine
Guest
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She called off at the shop to buy a cucumber.
Guest
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They were busy saying, "So long and thanks for all the fish."
Unknown User
His stroller lost a wheel
Guest
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Because I lost the keys for cuffs
Guest
Lurker
Because I couldn't decide which knickers she would wear.
patokl
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Because Rosie ddcids to wear her knickers and left her without any.
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stockingluvr
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Because he wouldn't let go of his girls hand.
Tranquil
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couldn't decide on which stockings would look best
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Got stuck in a gigantic pumpkin and 13 and a half firemen had to get her out
Unknown User
Simply sweet was late to work because she wanted to look good
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She couldn't get a stubborn popcorn kernel out of her teeth. Took her ages to finally work it out
heidi
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her bra popped
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Her left knee gave out.
adele
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He was stoned.
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she seemed to struggle getting off, this morning, in the shower.
vjlegbabe
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She could not get off the computer and leave me
adele
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She couldn't find her panties
Unknown User
Her delivery of rubber straps were late in arriving.

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adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
She was watching Maury....waiting to see who baby daddy is....
patokl
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She couldn't find the right glitter to wear

Hi Adi
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i