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The person above was late for work because....

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She was rereading her latest story again
That sex position involving water skis and fishing rods got out of hand
Her wings were still too wet from her encounter with Bill
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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He had to rush from his other gig: posing as a marble Adonis... holding the hand of a marble Aphrodite.
We took extra time in the shower this morning
You heard her, she took extra time in the shower.
He had a hard time determining if his socks were blue or black
Some woman's sheer panties got stuck in the propeller of his boat, it took him a while to get them out intact.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Her clothes were stolen
she forgot her thong
Her riding crop proved difficult to remove from ....
her wings were tangled in the sheets
She went over to help The Bat
Painting on those shorts takes a lot of time.
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Painting on those shorts takes a lot of time.


So the bridge wasn't open after all
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lost his glove
Trying to find a pair of shorts that were longer
She couldnt find anything to wear... She didnt like my suggestion of staying home naked... sad
Goats ate his leaf.
He had difficulties getting his goat away from the scene of the crime undetected
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
His hand cream was missing.
Her wings didn't dry in time
she needed to take a perfect photo
It was raining out and her dress shrunk
She was sleepwalking.
Her Nike had a flat
She couldn't decide which pair of shorts revealed the most.
Her nipple stud was hooked on her dress