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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Tried to fingure a straight girl
Guest
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Flashed women on the street...
Tranquil
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Pillaging the town, not to mention what he did with the mayors daughter. kinky.
Unknown User
For casting spells on her neighborhood
Unknown User
For taking her panties off... While on the floor of Starbucks, since they refused her service for coming in half dressed...
lilbit
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staying at the buffet past closing time and shooting arrows at the manager that complained
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Looking so gosh darn inviting in that doorway.
Unknown User
For stealing cupids statues
Guest
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Wearing only rose petals in public.
Robz17
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Jaywalking
NVMii
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following to close
lilbit
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peeping the neighbors bedroom
vivien
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Falsely arrested for looking like the lady that ran a massage parlor ..while giving an under cover FBI agent a few extra strokes
vjlegbabe
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Embezzled the money from the yoga membership dues
Unknown User
For flashing the people in on coming traffic
Nightbreaker011
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having an impromptu nude carwash in street at rushour
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
AnnaK87
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Running naked with a raw side of pork on his schwanz through the Iranian embassy in Washington, D.C.
Nightbreaker011
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Streaking through a live taping of a game show
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Guest
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Impersonating a billionaire gentleman when, in fact, he is merely a multimillionaire cad.
Guest
Lurker
Winked at a sergeant's wife
Tranquil
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trying to bring a porn based circles to town.
Unknown User
For tricking the police she's a good witch
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Threw a used sanitary napkin on a postman's face
Tranquil
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for vulgarity lol.
Guest
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She tried smuggling sugar gliders into Russia by stuffing 7 each into her coat pockets.
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she was un-zipping where she should have been un-zagging.