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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?
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for offering half price dance at the club to cop pulling her over
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Guilty of being nice
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Participating in sex without inhaling.
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She turned the cop's car into a pumpkin pulled by mice
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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was arrested for pandering
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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They let me off once they heard how Ardent had accosted me and stolen my clothes. They arrested him walking the main road in my stilettos
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Flew there on my broom.
Did you hear about Ring-Master? oh dear it is such a sad story really. generations upon generations of his family have suffered from illusions, but not as badly as Ring-Master here. he has been arrested so many times stealing the local cats and dogs and trying to sell tickets to a three ring circus event he tries to hold on the lawn of the white house., they keep a permeant cell for him. Tragic truly is.
Did you hear about Ring-Master? oh dear it is such a sad story really. generations upon generations of his family have suffered from illusions, but not as badly as Ring-Master here. he has been arrested so many times stealing the local cats and dogs and trying to sell tickets to a three ring circus event he tries to hold on the lawn of the white house., they keep a permeant cell for him. Tragic truly is.
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Flew there on my broom.
Did you hear about Ring-Master? oh dear it is such a sad story really. generations upon generations of his family have suffered from illusions, but not as badly as Ring-Master here. he has been arrested so many times stealing the local cats and dogs and trying to sell tickets to a three ring circus event he tries to hold on the lawn of the white house., they keep a permeant cell for him. Tragic truly is.
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I'm a good Samaritan
Ring master has the ability to hypnotise people so strongly they are completely under his control . That is how he is a sexual icon in the world.. Yes ring master i see through your glamour. you will not get to me.
oh what a shiney watch you have.
Ring master has the ability to hypnotise people so strongly they are completely under his control . That is how he is a sexual icon in the world.. Yes ring master i see through your glamour. you will not get to me.
oh what a shiney watch you have.
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Guilty of taking the officer's breath away
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Robz got arrested because he was tying all the neighborhood wives to their lawn chairs. It took the cops a long time to catch his ass. He was doing this nude of course.
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AB was driving again in her convertible with the top down naked, trying to get a suntan