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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Unknown User
Bill was arrested for going into uncharted waters and stop by the Coast Guard
Robz17
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AB arrested again?! This time for naked jaywalking. The police took their time in determining the charge ;)
Tranquil
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Tranquil was arrested because the beautiful fire that she was curled up beside and enjoying was her unfaithful ex-lover's house...


and he was still in it. muhahahahaha.

Robz17 was simply arrested due to being to darn gorgeous casings riots everywhere.
Nightbreaker011
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Tranquil was arrested and guilty of boogie boarding nude down the street in a rainstorm
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unknown User
Shotgun was arrested for peeing off the ledge
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She found a fire fighter very hot and asked him for sex. As he was on duty he refused and then she punched him in the face.
Tranquil
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Stealing womans bikini tops while they are lying on the beach. (best day 47 )
Guest
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Got over drunk and sang "love me like you do" in front of the police commissioner's house
Nightbreaker011
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Arrested for violating parole
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unknown User
He was arrested for being a double agent
Nightbreaker011
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she was arrested for smearing lipstick all over
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unknown User
he was arrested for stealing the presdents car
Nightbreaker011
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Arrested for impersonating Patricia Quinn's (Magenta), lips in the opening of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
jasong249
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Smoking on a designated non-smoking ledge
Unknown User
he was arrested for relaxing on a private property
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Wss caught doing naughty things on a trampoline.
Nightbreaker011
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For escaping from a Super Max prison
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unknown User
He was arrested for spying on the ninjas turtles
JC72
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For stealing Marilyn Monroe's lips....
Unknown User
He was arrested for stealing the presidents car and taking it for a joy ride
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Lurker
Arranged an exhibition of prohibited porn portraits.
WazzM8
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Its what they didnt do that got them arrested
Nightbreaker011
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for taking his wargame too seriously
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
silveranode
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His boots needed shining and he used a bent-over politician's arse.
Unknown User
He was arrested for stealing the puppy from the store
Nightbreaker011
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she was arrested leaving lipstick fingerprints all over
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
kali556
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he was arrested for straling my dolphins
what's up sunshine
Unknown User
She was arrested for hoarding the dolphins
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Lurker
For smuggling dildos
Nightbreaker011
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attempting to escape Folsom
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket