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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Went out with super soakers to rob a bank.
for boogie boarding in traffic during a rainstorm
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Arrested for wearing sunglasses during the day will trying to rob a bank
For smuggling a car load of Tequila from Juarez
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For angering up the puritans and making them rabble rousing.
for handcuffing the bdsm bashers
For looking too damn hot in handcuffs.
arrested for not listening to me the first time.
For letting his pants fall down in public... Numerous times
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For letting his pants fall down in public... Numerous times



Sex in Public. What's it called?
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Sex in Public. What's it called?


Great Fun!!

Blinded the police, she was much to glittery.
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Great Fun!!

Blinded the police, she was much to glittery.


TEASED A MAN TO DEATH
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TEASED A MAN TO DEATH


Impersonating an Officer.....and, it seems, a dead officer....YOU AIN'T DEAD YET!!!
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Sex in Public. What's it called?


Its generally called sex in public :P ... Though it could be lewdness or public indecency as well ?

Adi was arrested for attempting to screw an officer to death... ?
Ardent was arrested for peeking up girls skirts with a mirror
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Its generally called sex in public :P ... Though it could be lewdness or public indecency as well ?

Adi was arrested for attempting to screw an officer to death... ?


I was thinking public indecency and you are still alive.

Sheri!! Well that was my fault, my weed. My bad.
She thought she was in Colorado on 4/20...
For jumping into a public fountain drunk, naked, and grabbing a woman who was picking up pennies. Claimed he as trying to rescue her.
for throwing stuff down on passer by while under influence of his armpit odor
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For hacking into the lush computers and stealing all the naked photos ???

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

for hogging all the books in Barnes and Nobles
Arrested for indecent exposure on the day she did not wear panties.
for using too much hairspray to have the windblown look
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For wearing a cravat in this day and age.
Impersonating a French playboy (identity theft)
Principessa was arrested for attempting to steal French Onion soup from her favorite restaurant. She lined the pockets of her pants with rubber. Unfortunately, both back pockets sprung a leak. Which gave birth to the phrase, she has a hot ass
Ciao Bellisima.
He was arrested for tying too many people on string
for coming onto the portables walking their beat
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Driving the getaway car in a bank robbery.