Playing the sax and obstructing sidewalk
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For hacking into the NSA database with erotic porn inside the NSA
I don't know, but wouldn't mind being the one that was arrested doing it with her.
For stealing grave markers
offering bondage as you wait S&M bookstore/tattoo parlour
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Shot gun was arrested for being a secret double agent for the KGB (I Know they are no longer)....
American beauty was arrested for public masturbstion.
for stealing coffee at starbucks
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Peeping Tom during broad daylight. Which it seems odd considering he likes the dark lol
For swimming in the government pool that's used for the ducks
for making love in the town square's fountain
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
for lurking in the shadows
For teasing all the men who walked through the park...
For wasting water in his shower trying to recreate his avatar
For sitting on the majors desk, granting him a good view, when his wife, who happens to be the local sheriff, walked into the office....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i For attempting to cop a feel of the Meter Maid as she was ticketing his car
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For pushing Patokl out of the way and groping the meter maid... In his defense, she was pretty hot ;)
John Juan strikes again. It was the "cream in your coffee" comment that did it. You are going down for solocitation at Starbucks, again.
Ahhhh sweetness, you ended up going down with me... For as they were trying to haul me away, you were trying to get a bit more cream... ;)
How many times have I told you.... You can't put cream in coffee that way in public!
Sheri was arrested for trying to swallow the evidence.... Twice!
He was arrested for public nudity at a public place
He was arrested for plotting riots in the United Nations General Assembly
For disappearing with the funds of her company
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
And the money is all in my hat buddy!!!
Arrested for selling bootleg copies of Dylan records on E-Bay
For selling state secrets to the kingdom of Agrabah. Congress will be delving deep into this scandal as well.
