Primus Omnium
Arrested for putting a spell upon the Irishman living next door so he danced a jig until sustaining a heart attack.
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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?
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Unicorn Wrangler
Arrested for trying to seduce the lady down the street by telling her a series of bad puns.
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Arrested for throwing pixie dust on people. It was grind up Spanish fly.
Bullet Club For Life
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trespassing
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Selling magnify glasses, he brought at the dollar store. For 50 cents each, on E Bay, as penis enlargers, for $50.00 each.
Bullet Club For Life
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Loitering
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Arrested for littering, seems VTS has been dropping dirty tissues all over town, in his defence his Mac is old and has holes in the pockets,
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Creator
for being a little devil, instead of a great big devil. First degree cuteness.
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Active Ink Slinger
Busted by The New Mexico Fashion police as they said his hat was best they'd seen
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Madam Carol
Arrested for peeing in the ocean
Prolific Writer
Arrested for wearing all her clothes in a nudist resort.
She wouldn't take her clothes off so they hauled her ass in...
xo
She wouldn't take her clothes off so they hauled her ass in...
xo
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busted for driving an unregistered DeLorian
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for stealing ladies underwear from the washing lines!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
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Walked around naked across the town square with a towel wrapped around her hair
Active Ink Slinger
arrested for trying to buy coffee at Starbucks with monopoly money
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Active Ink Slinger
arrested for wanting anchovies on a sammich
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Active Ink Slinger
holding 1 direction hostage for ransom (don't think that's a crime)
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Active Ink Slinger
arrested for having deck full of aces at the world series of poker
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Advanced Wordsmith
causing a vast amount of frequent public indecency in the male population due to stories
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Arrested for using his "laser eye" to burn a peep hole into the ladies showers
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Active Ink Slinger
arrested for hijacking champagne trucks
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket