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Arrested for being the "inside man" on the great champagne robbery!
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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?
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Prolific Writer
Arrested for rollerskating nude at the grocery store.
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Arrested, for feeding Castle that fine ass, in the mall on Balck Friday.
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Prolific Writer
She was arrested because she was eating ass in the store and stripping. RIght to the slammer...
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Quote by Littlevixen
Arrested for using his "laser eye" to burn a peep hole into the ladies showers
OI! That wasn't my fault, the moglin i was hunting was jumping around too much. and arrested for trying to seduce an officer in order to continue castle's "activity" via prolonged public indecency and resisting arrest (at the same time)
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getting excited by prosecutor in court and burning her clothes off with his laser eye
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- Bob Dylan
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arrested for buying a subway sandwich with monopoly money
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
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- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Arrested for blocking snow clearance after abandoning their car in the middle of the road during a snow storm
Unicorn Wrangler
Arrested for burning the dresses off of women with his magnifying glass
Candyman
Arrested for flitting about the heads of men, blinding them with her pixie dust.
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Arrested for bowling over old people with a frozen turkey.
Bullet Club For Life
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arrested for stealing frozen turkeys to use as bowling balls
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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hijacking wheelchairs
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unicorn Wrangler
Train robbery... stealing ladies panties right off their bodies (and after pleasing them as well.) 
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for tying up the voting lines when she bent over to register all wanted to peek up her skirt
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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creating a massive snowstorm and halting train traffic just to make that profile pic
also, nice one castle
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Stealing a man's fake leg
also, nice one castle
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for setting off radiation counters at airports
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Shotgun011
for tying up the voting lines when she bent over to register all wanted to peek up her skirt
Hence why I wore my crotchless panties.
You got arrested for masturbating in the voting line as you looked up my skirt waiting & wanting to fuck me in the voting booth.
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Cutting the line to see Santa, then giving him a lap dance.
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Quote by NymphWriter
Hence why I wore my crotchless panties.
You got arrested for masturbating in the voting line as you looked up my skirt waiting & wanting to fuck me in the voting booth.
You pulled me in the voting booth with you
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Ardent Male for looking like he was "pulling a weapon" when he walked into the bank
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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arrested for being nude on a public beach 
Active Ink Slinger
for dressing like Harley Quinn and walking into a convenience store
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket