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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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For stealing nets from fishing boats
Buying alcohol for underage US gals
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For spending all his time at college making love to the entire women's dorm.....which included the Sheriff's daughter. No one could believe there were 3, 045 women in that dorm that he was "just curious" about! smile
For video taping me with the gals in the dorm
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For buying the tapes from me while in prison, so he could sell them and become famous.
Ditto
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No Ordinary Gal

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Buying alcohol for underage US gals


For supplying me with the bootleg booze
For flashing elderly women while wearing V for Vendetta mask.
Indecent exposure in a public place
Wearing an ugly tie
For wandering about aimlessly
For tripping elderly women.
She stole my popcorn yesterday.
Yes I did.


For assaulting me w/ cheese.

inside jokes are the best(hopefully he recalls)
Failing to provide a breath sample to a police traffic officer
For cutting a hole under popcorn container and exposing himself to the wrong person.
Double Post.
I got arrested for sticking dildos all around DTLA.
Where were your sticking them? Okay... your arrest was plausible.