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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose.
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast!
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it but it curdled in her mouth so
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it but it curdled in her mouth so she spat it
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it but it curdled in her mouth so she spat it onto the floor. THE END!
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You ended it?
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New Story!

There once was...
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There once was a little horse
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(BTW, Thanks for starting a new one.)

There once was a little horse who ran very
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was
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very scared to
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble smelling like cabbage
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble smelling like cabbage, everyone dropped dead!
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble smelling like cabbage. Everyone dropped dead and he won!




I can clearly see this story is not going to end well.
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New story then:

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