A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them.
Realizing that they were not about to get out of his way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them. Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"
The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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2. One night a man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful women sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and asked "how much is it for a hand job?" The women replied "$500 sir"
"$500! That's a lot of money are you any good?" "Well sir you see that car out there?" The women pointed to a sleek black Dodge Viper. "Yes," said the man. "Well, I paid for that car with all the money I made doing hand jobs", with that statement the man agreed to the service.
The next night the same man walked into the same bar and went up to the same beautiful women and asked "Miss, do you do blow jobs?"
"Why yes I do, it costs $800"
"$800 Wow!, are they any good because that's a lot of money."
"Well you see that building out there?"
The woman pointed to a company office building.
"Yes" said the man.
"Well, I paid for that company with all the money I've made doing blow jobs!" the man agreed and the women did the service.
The very next night the same man walked into the same bar and went to the same beautiful woman at the bar and asked "Miss would you have sex with me?" To which the woman replied, "You see that island out there?" The woman pointed to Manhattan Island, the man said "don't tell me, you paid for that island with the money you made by having sex with people?" "No, but I could have bought that island with the money I made by having sex with men if I had a vagina!"
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"Happiness is sometimes compared to a perfume that you can spray over people and unavoidable drops of fragance will inevitable fall on yourself."
Marcos Urbina
"But... what are you doing?"
