1. Tie his hands to your bedpost. Then, to really build anticipation, leave him there for 12 hours.
2. When he's on top, use your fingernails to etch the words "I love you" backward into his back so he can read it in the bathroom mirror.
3. As you orgasm, scream not only his name but also his full street address.
4, Initiate sex against the wall. Then, just as you're about to climax, burst through it like the Kool-Aid Man.
5. Do a sexy pole dance when you pass one of any kind: street lamp poles, traffic-sign poles, the poles holding up the volleyball net at his family reunion.
Feel free to add your own guys...
