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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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singing nursery songs... off key
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underwear that is stained
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Eating cereal, and crumbs on the sheets
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fiddling around with the tv remote
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Start singing "The Hills Are Alive" from The Sound of Music. Or anything by Rage Against The Machine.
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hmmmm, somehow we went from F to R, skipping G through Q
getting up to pee in the middle of fucking
getting up to pee in the middle of fucking
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Inviting your buddies over on the phone to watch the game as soon as you are done.
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Masturbate vigorously facing the corner and tell your partner to stop talking because you can't cum when you hear their voice
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Nod off to sleep as he starts pounding, because, lets face it, its like a hot dog in a hallway in there.
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Open up a can of tuna and a can of spaghetti-o's after watching 9 1/2 Weeks wanting to spice things up and duplicate the playful food scene.
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Quickly lick her neck and spit on your dick and ask,"You ready?"
What's up SD?
What's up SD?
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Suggest to your partner a long list of cosmetic surgeries to make her more appealing
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Underarm oder so bad, it makes ones eyes water and stomach flip flop.
Vomit