Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

1 Jun 2015

Don't shave for two days go down to devour that sweet pussy and your honey will think she is being attacked by a porcupine !

1 Jun 2015

Wiggle and scratch saying that you don't think you've completely gotten rid of the crabs

2 Jun 2015

eXamine your crabs closely with a magnifying glass lol

2 Jun 2015

Yawn then roll over and go to sleep

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4 Jun 2015

Zip your penis in your zipper and while throwing your head back you scream "YESSSSSSS!!!"

6 Jun 2015

Allergies!!! Blowing your nose while being bent over

6 Jun 2015

Burping like a pig.

6 Jun 2015

Crying and rehashing your past break ups

6 Jun 2015

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Crying and rehashing your past break ups

Diffidently ruin the moment.

Fall asleep during the beginning of foreplay.

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7 Jun 2015

^ That would do the trick Little One!

Gice yourself a pedicure and toenail clippings go flying.

7 Jun 2015

Have your partner smell your fingers after you itch yourself and ask,"Is that normal?"

9 Jun 2015

Itch your butt and smell your fingers

9 Jun 2015

joke about your partner's technique

Say. Her. Name.

10 Jun 2015

Kiss the Mirror

10 Jun 2015

Lie down, fall asleep

10 Jun 2015

Make a 5 course meal for 10 people

10 Jun 2015

Fall a sleep before he gets in the bed..

10 Jun 2015

omg is that a tick embedded in your ass

10 Jun 2015

Nuzzle up to a framed picture of David Hasselhoff, place it on the the nightstand facing the bed, and say, "OK, now I'm ready!"

10 Jun 2015

omg is it really that wiggle

10 Jun 2015

Pretend to enjoy it

10 Jun 2015

Quickly push off and say, "You happy now? I hope the games not over!"

27 Jun 2015

running her hands down her ass and smacking it as she lets out the smelliest fart and whispers "my engines purring for ya big boy"

2 Jul 2015

sorting thru a card file looking for the one for you with data on how to turn you on

15 Jul 2015

Tantric sex but not coming ever...

15 Jul 2015

Using hair to wipe your nose.

15 Jul 2015

Vaginal yeast infection

29 Jul 2015

Whispering you just got your period in your lovers ears

18 Jun 2016

EXamining his genitals for lumps

27 Sep 2019

Yell surprise and have your family jump out of the closet...